Is it bad I baked my dogs, dog-friendly peanut butter cookies?
When I live with humans. who also like cookies.
The Dark Side of Oz (by Derp Dong)
if you like Wizard of Oz and Pink Floyd you might of heard of this and how in sync they are. my dad showed me years ago, it’s really cool.
i wonder who was the badass mother fucker who watched Wizard of Oz and listened to Dark Side of the Moon.
So my dad and I were talking about how to train our dogs. We raise boxers and sometimes they get aggressive. I told him that when my dog tries to get aggressive with me, I usually just act really tough, get loud, and stomp around. Then he told me that he got in a physical fight with my our dog and when my dad finally got him to stop attacking, he pee’d on him. He showed ownership by peeing on my dog. WHAT.
It makes sense in a twisted, weird way, but I just can’t.
I said “how come you never told us this story before?” He said, “because it’s weird and I’ve been drinking tonight.”